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Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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