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Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


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