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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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