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Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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