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Mice Home thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

'My what a mice home you have!'

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Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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