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Mice Home

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Mice Home thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

'My what a mice home you have!'

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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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