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Mice Home

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Mice Home thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

'My what a mice home you have!'

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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