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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Age considers; youth ventures. - Rabindranath Tagore

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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