QuotaBillsA child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer
I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll
Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying
Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde
What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein
I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump
No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb
A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats
The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown
Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait
Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo
Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King
We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown
One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw
Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama
We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height
It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay