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Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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