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A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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