QuotaBillsMy soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare
Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha
Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis
He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Problems that are procrastinated on are only amplified. Be the buffalo. - Unknown
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery
Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen
Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius
I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl
The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara