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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Great managers fight for their people. - Liz Brenner

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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