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Manager Meal

Use manage-able chunks when dealing with workplace stress

Manager Meal thanks to Mel Hardman

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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Great managers fight for their people. - Liz Brenner

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

A manager is responsible for the application and performance of knowledge. - Peter F Drucker

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

One of the most important tasks of a manager is to eliminate his people's excuses for failure. - Robert Townsend

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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