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Looking Small

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Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The people are to be taken in small doses. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The antiques my wife buys at auctions are keeping me baroque. - Peter De Vries

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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