Looking Small

Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb

I am big! It's the pictures that got small. - Sunset Boulevard

What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Unknown

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle