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Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

In small towns as well as large, good people outnumber bad people by 100 to 1. In big towns the 100 are nervous. But in small towns, it's the one. - Paul Harvey


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