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Looking Small

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Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The people are to be taken in small doses. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages. - Benjamin Franklin

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy


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