Looking Small

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

The people are to be taken in small doses. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

The antiques my wife buys at auctions are keeping me baroque. - Peter De Vries

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill