Looking Small

We grow small trying to be great. - E Stanley Jones

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now. - Robin Williams

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great deal of what we see depends on what we are looking for. - Amish Saying

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

He is invited to do great things who receives small things greatly. - Cassiodorus

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin