Looking Small

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds