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Long-Legged Bike Owner

'On a bicycle made for two' - too high

Long-Legged Bike Owner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Four legs good, two legs bad. - George Orwell

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

His shortcoming is his long staying. - Benjamin Disraeli

You are what you think about all day long. - Dr. Robert Schuller

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. - David Coleman

Quarrels would not last so long if the fault were only on one side. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

That which lasts long is not easily got. That which easily got, does not last long. - Amitabh Bachchan

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

It took me quite a long time to develop a voice, and now that I have it, I am not going to be silent. - Madeleine Albright

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. - Groucho Marx

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

We make decisions based on what we think we know. It wasn't too long ago that the majority of people believed the world was flat. - Simon Sinek

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might. - Marian Anderson

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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