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His shortcoming is his long staying. - Benjamin Disraeli

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Life is one long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler

We become what we think about all day long. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I can believe anything as long as it is incredible. - Oscar Wilde

It takes a long time to bring the past up to the present. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Groucho Marx

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private individuals will occasionally kill theirs. - Elbert Hubbard

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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