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Long-Legged Bike Owner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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His shortcoming is his long staying. - Benjamin Disraeli

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

Flattery is alright, so long as you don't inhale. - Adlai Stevenson

I am prepared to go anywhere, so long as it is forward. - David Livingstone

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. - David Coleman

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People, some good, some bad, but in the long run we come out even. - Jan Hittle

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

I throw just as hard as ever - it just takes twice as long to get there. - Warren Spahn

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Seneca

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

For the theatre one needs long arms; an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. - Sarah Bernhardt

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir


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