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Long-Legged Bike Owner

'On a bicycle made for two' - too high

Long-Legged Bike Owner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Superior people never make long visits. - Marianne Moore

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

I throw just as hard as ever - it just takes twice as long to get there. - Warren Spahn

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private individuals will occasionally kill theirs. - Elbert Hubbard

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney


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