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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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