QuotaBillsPugs Not Drugs - Gemma Correll
Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member
Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash