Lab Found

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler