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Kitchen Time Out

Little Johnny - caught with his pants down again

Kitchen Time Out thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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