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Reaching for the impossible

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High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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