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Reaching for the impossible

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Tightwad: One who has an impediment in his reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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