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Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

Tightwad: One who has an impediment in his reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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