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Reaching for the impossible

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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