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Reaching for the impossible

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When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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