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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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