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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Whenever you see a successful person, you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them. - Vaibhav Shah

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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