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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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