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Can Opener: Key to the washroom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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