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Can Opener: Key to the washroom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey


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