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Reaching for the impossible

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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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