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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Tightwad: One who has an impediment in his reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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