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Jumping The Gun

Hi heel spies stepping out for fashion

Jumping The Gun thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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