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Jumping The Gun

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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