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Jumping The Gun

Hi heel spies stepping out for fashion

Jumping The Gun thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie


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