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Jumping The Gun

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Jumping The Gun thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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