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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown