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Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

The solar system has no anxiety about its reputation. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney


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