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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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