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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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