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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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