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Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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