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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Everything in the universe has a rhythm, everything dances. - Maya Angelou

Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself. - Rumi

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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