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I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Everything in the universe has a rhythm, everything dances. - Maya Angelou

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

The truth is that the universe has been answering you all of your life, but you cannot receive the answers unless you are awake. - Rhonda Byrn

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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