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QuotaBillsAll politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil
Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser