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Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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