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Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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