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I Found A Bear Cub!

Some things are better left where they are found

I Found A Bear Cub! thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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