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I Found A Bear Cub!

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I Found A Bear Cub! thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

If one does not dare to enter the tiger's lair, how can one obtain the tiger's cubs? - Unknown

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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