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Hunting Partners

Watch for background predators on your next elk hunt

Hunting Partners thanks to Glenna Kennedy

This hunter shot an elk, then used the self timer on his digital camera. When he got home he saw that there was more than the elk and him there...

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Forty to you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. - Joan Rivers

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. - Walt Schmidt

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never think of my audiences as customers. I think of them as partners. - James Stewart

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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