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Human Mattress Dominoes

380 human dominoes set a new Guinness World Record

Human Mattress Dominoes thanks to joe-kster

Human Mattress Dominoes thanks to joe-kster

Human Mattress Dominoes thanks to joe-kster

Guinness World Records 2011 Launches on Live! With Regis & Kelly
On September 16, 2010, at the Intrepid Sea, Air & Space Museum (46th Street @ 12th Avenue, New York), on the flight deck of the aircraft carrier USS Intrepid, the Joe-kster and his wife (Trudy) helped Regis & Kelly set a new Guinness World Record: 380 people for "Largest Human Mattress Dominoes" (the previous record was for 256)

This was Trudy’s 1st, and Joe's 3rd Guinness World Record. The wrapped mattresses for the event were donated to "Furnish a Future", a program of "The Partnership for the Homeless", which is the only free furniture bank in New York City - transforming empty new apartments into homes for people who are rebuilding their lives after leaving city shelters.

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Mind over mattress. - Stephen Covey

World records are only borrowed. - Unknown

The earth is warmer when you laugh. - Samuel Beam

Early Rising: Triumph of mind over mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress. - Unknown

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

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Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses. - Alphonse Karr

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me. - Gary Delaney

Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. - Maya Angelou

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole


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