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How To Cook A Deer

Instructions on how to properly cook a deer

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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