How To Cook A Deer

Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump