How A Bowl Should Be Licked
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains un-awakened
QuotaBillsColic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman