Hotel Waterfall

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson