QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault