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They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Radical acceptance rests on letting go of the illusion of control and a willingness to notice and accept things as they are right now, without judging. - Marsha Linehan

Tranquilizers to overcome angst, pep pills to wake us up, life pills to ensure blissful sterility. I will lift up my ears unto the pills whence cometh my help. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You are priests, not social or political leaders. Let us not be under the illusion that we are serving the Gospel through an exaggerated interest in the wide field of temporal problems. - Pope John Paul II

You can win more friends with your ears than with your mouth. People who feel like they're being listened to feel accepted and appreciated. They feel like they're being taken seriously and what they say really matters. - Harvey Mackay


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