Horn Guy

They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

The silence is so deep it hurts our ears. - Haruki Murakami

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Americans are incredibly impatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk. - Jim Rohn

You are priests, not social or political leaders. Let us not be under the illusion that we are serving the Gospel through an exaggerated interest in the wide field of temporal problems. - Pope John Paul II

It's every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country; and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought. - John Locke

Reality: 1. The dream of a mad philosopher; 2. The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it; 3. The place where the pizza delivery man comes from; 4. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good trial lawyers are like writers with heavily plotted stories and sharply defined characters. They lay out each detail precisely to create an illusion of seamless inevitability, leaving no room for doubt, not possibility for an alternate ending. - Elyssa East