Horn Guy

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The silence is so deep it hurts our ears. - Haruki Murakami

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Radical acceptance rests on letting go of the illusion of control and a willingness to notice and accept things as they are right now, without judging. - Marsha Linehan

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

Spock is definitely one of my best friends. When I put on those ears, it's not like just another day. When I become Spock, that day becomes something special. - Leonard Nimoy

You are priests, not social or political leaders. Let us not be under the illusion that we are serving the Gospel through an exaggerated interest in the wide field of temporal problems. - Pope John Paul II

He that has eyes to see and ears to hear may convince himself that no mortal can keep a secret. If his lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore. - Sigmund Freud

You can win more friends with your ears than with your mouth. People who feel like they're being listened to feel accepted and appreciated. They feel like they're being taken seriously and what they say really matters. - Harvey Mackay