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Highwire Shark

Trapeze stunt for next season's Shark Week

Highwire Shark thanks to Mel Hardman

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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

To a warden Utopia is an escape-proof jail. - Mark Twain

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Poems are like rainbows; they escape you quickly. - Alexander Graham Bell

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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