Her Casket
She almost didn't fit into it
QuotaBillsI hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx
Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard
Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright
Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta
Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson
I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt
We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce
He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro
Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne
Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen
Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker
Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman
Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain
You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde
Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender
Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis
You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin
For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha
The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra
Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire
Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash