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Her Casket

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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Death is very often referred to as a good career move. - Buddy Holly

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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