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Her Casket

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Her Casket thanks to Diane Baugh

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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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