Her Casket
She almost didn't fit into it
QuotaBillsLife is a near-death experience. - George Carlin
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller
Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado
Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown
Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown
Death is very often referred to as a good career move. - Buddy Holly
Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown
To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran
If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown
Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb
If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler
Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde
In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas
Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields
Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough
I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes
To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha
When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight
Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao