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Her Casket

She almost didn't fit into it

Her Casket thanks to Diane Baugh

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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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