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Helicopter Cuts

When not to be on the cutting edge

Helicopter Cuts thanks to Mike King

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There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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