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Helicopter Cuts

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Helicopter Cuts thanks to Mike King

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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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