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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Giving yourself the privilege of destroying other positions while parking your own position in an unidentifiable location is a form of linguistic terrorism. - Ravi Zacharias


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