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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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