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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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