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Head Path thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba


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