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Head Path

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Head Path thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Follow the path straight a-head of you

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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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