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Head Path thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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