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Head Path thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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