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Pugs Not Drugs - Gemma Correll

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry