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QuotaBillsPugs Not Drugs - Gemma Correll
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock
The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester
Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins
I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown
Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry