Hay For Sale

Pugs Not Drugs - Gemma Correll

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry