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Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

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Pugs Not Drugs - Gemma Correll

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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