QuotaBillsPugs Not Drugs - Gemma Correll
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown
Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke
I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin