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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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