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Daniel Radcliffe as a child

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

What's a man's age? He must hurry more, that's all
Cram in a day what his youth took a year to hold. - Robert Browning

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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