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Daniel Radcliffe as a child

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Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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