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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Hairy Krishnas howlin' and playin' their tangerines. - Archie Bunker

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde


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