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Gradiation

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Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

I must learn to be content with being happier than I deserve. - Jane Austen

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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