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Gradiation

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Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

o be a good loser is to learn how to win. - Carl Sandburg

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Never let schooling interfere with your education. - Grant Allen

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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