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Gradiation

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Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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While we teach, we learn. - Seneca

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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