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Gradiation

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Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown


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