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Gradiation

Too bad the parents didn't go to school

Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know. - Albert Einstein

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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