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Gradiation

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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust


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