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Gradiation

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

Mother lode of learning. - Neal A Maxwell

Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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