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Gradiation

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Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton


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