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Gradiation

Too bad the parents didn't go to school

Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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