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Global Worming

Greenhouse effect pops up throughout Europe

Global Worming thanks to Mel Hardman

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm. - Winston Churchill

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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