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Global Worming

Greenhouse effect pops up throughout Europe

Global Worming thanks to Mel Hardman

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm. - Winston Churchill

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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