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Giant Step For Mankind

One small step on the moon

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan


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