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Giant Step For Mankind

One small step on the moon

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Do I dare Disturb the universe? - T S Eliot

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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