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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals. - Henry David Thoreau

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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