#1 humor site on the 'net

Giant Step For Mankind

One small step on the moon

Giant Step For Mankind thanks to Mel Hardman

QuotaBills
Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Within each of us, there is silence. A silence as vast as the universe. And when we experience that silence, we remember who we are. - Gunilla Norris

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


Odor Detector

Associate Demonstration

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Biden in the Oval Office

Poor Fishing Day

Mustache Breeze

Chain Weave Hairstyle

Jar of Birds

Wheely Unstable

Roman Segway Chariot

Rocky Orders

Snowmobile Races - Get There Early

Pocket Change

Welcome to Texas, USPS

Not Without A Washer

Jogger's Weight Scale

Toilet Snake

Eye Testing In Progress

Parent Signature

Long Bore Gun

Bird Cam

Lost Wormhole

Where Weir'd Frogmen Jump In

Low Ceiling Workout