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Giant Step For Mankind

One small step on the moon

Giant Step For Mankind thanks to Mel Hardman

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A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe. - Marcus Aurelius

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

A little while, we are in eternity; before we find ourselves there, let us do much for Christ. - Ann Judson

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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