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Garlic Warning

You are what you eat

Garlic Warning thanks to Diane Baugh

Garlic Warning thanks to Diane Baugh

For years Doctors and scientists have told us that some foods are good for us - only to be told later that they are bad for us. Then we’re told that some foods are bad for us, and all the time they've been good for us. There doesn't seem to be much proof either way to suggest what is good or bad, until now... Garlic is definitely BAD for us!

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit. - Franklin P. Jones

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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