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Garage Door Art

Impress your neighbours with your garage contents!

Garage Door Art thanks to Don Delcourt

Wall Mural for a sports car

Garage Door Art thanks to Don Delcourt

Wall Mural for a jet fighter plane

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Wall Mural for a power boat

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Wall Mural for a NASCAR racing car

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Wall Mural for gold bullion

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Wall Mural for a construction grader

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Wall Mural for an biplane

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Wall Mural for a wine casks

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Wall Mural for an army tank

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Wall Mural for a souped up car

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Wall Mural for a Civil War train

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Wall Mural for a fire truck

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Wall Mural for a vintage BMW

Garage Door Art thanks to Don Delcourt

Wall Mural for a stealth plane

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Wall Mural for a rock band practice garage

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Wall Mural for an escalator on fire

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Confusing the neighbours with heavy equipment

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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