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Garage Door Art

Impress your neighbours with your garage contents!

Garage Door Art thanks to Don Delcourt

Wall Mural for a sports car

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Wall Mural for a jet fighter plane

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Wall Mural for a power boat

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Wall Mural for a NASCAR racing car

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Wall Mural for gold bullion

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Wall Mural for a construction grader

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Wall Mural for an biplane

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Wall Mural for a wine casks

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Wall Mural for an army tank

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Wall Mural for a souped up car

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Wall Mural for a Civil War train

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Wall Mural for a fire truck

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Wall Mural for a vintage BMW

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Wall Mural for a stealth plane

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Wall Mural for a rock band practice garage

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Wall Mural for an escalator on fire

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Confusing the neighbours with heavy equipment

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

The art of Biography
Is different from Geography.
Geography is about maps,
But Biography is about chaps. - G K Chesterton

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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