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Garage Door Art

Impress your neighbours with your garage contents!

Garage Door Art thanks to Don Delcourt

Wall Mural for a sports car

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Wall Mural for a jet fighter plane

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Wall Mural for a power boat

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Wall Mural for a NASCAR racing car

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Wall Mural for gold bullion

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Wall Mural for a construction grader

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Wall Mural for an biplane

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Wall Mural for a wine casks

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Wall Mural for an army tank

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Wall Mural for a souped up car

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Wall Mural for a Civil War train

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Wall Mural for a fire truck

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Wall Mural for a vintage BMW

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Wall Mural for a stealth plane

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Wall Mural for a rock band practice garage

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Wall Mural for an escalator on fire

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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman


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Horse Hearse

Train Boat

Yarn Bombing a Bus

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Bubble Boy

High Wire Bear Feeder

Manitoba Thunderstorm

Watermelon Shark

Curses, Foiled Again

Recipe Holder

Where Do You Want To Eat?

Pick Up After Your Dogs!

Lego Bridge

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