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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux


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