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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Five out of four people have a problem with fractions. - Unknown

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Morcelli has four fastest 1,500-meter times ever. And all those times are at 1,500 meters. - David Coleman

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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