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Four legs good, two legs bad. - George Orwell

A Smith & Wesson beats four aces. - American Proverb

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Five out of four people have a problem with fractions. - Unknown

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. - Napoleon Bonaparte

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

Morcelli has four fastest 1,500-meter times ever. And all those times are at 1,500 meters. - David Coleman

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." - Steven Wright

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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