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Quadruplets: Four crying out loud - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Back Four Seconds: What a clock does when it's hungry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." - Steven Wright

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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