Fourk

Four legs good, two legs bad. - George Orwell

Quadruplets: Four crying out loud - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Five out of four people have a problem with fractions. - Unknown

I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people. - Mitch Hedberg

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt