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A Smith & Wesson beats four aces. - American Proverb

Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Five out of four people have a problem with fractions. - Unknown

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

Morcelli has four fastest 1,500-meter times ever. And all those times are at 1,500 meters. - David Coleman

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." - Steven Wright

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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