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Quadruplets: Four crying out loud - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." - Steven Wright

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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