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Quadrant: Four-sided insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Four legs good, two legs bad. - George Orwell

A Smith & Wesson beats four aces. - American Proverb

Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

Five out of four people have a problem with fractions. - Unknown

I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people. - Mitch Hedberg

Back Four Seconds: What a clock does when it's hungry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Morcelli has four fastest 1,500-meter times ever. And all those times are at 1,500 meters. - David Coleman

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." - Steven Wright

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx