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Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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