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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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