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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

A kite only flies if it's tethered. - Victor Robert Lee

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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