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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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