Flood Games

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin