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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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