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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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