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Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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