Flood Games

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump