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Flood Games thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make easier to do don't need to be done. - Andy Rooney

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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