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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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