QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock
Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman
So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump
I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock
The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump