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Flood Games thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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