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Fish Burn

Didn't think it was possible for a fish to burn in water!

Fish Burn thanks to joe-kster

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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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