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Fish Burn

Didn't think it was possible for a fish to burn in water!

Fish Burn thanks to joe-kster

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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