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Fish Burn

Didn't think it was possible for a fish to burn in water!

Fish Burn thanks to joe-kster

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Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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