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Fish Burn

Didn't think it was possible for a fish to burn in water!

Fish Burn thanks to joe-kster

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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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