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Fish Burn

Didn't think it was possible for a fish to burn in water!

Fish Burn thanks to joe-kster

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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