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Fish Burn

Didn't think it was possible for a fish to burn in water!

Fish Burn thanks to joe-kster

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There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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