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Fireman Poster Boy thanks to Mike King

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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? - Erma Bombeck

“Ah, Zora, you are so naive," the fire fairy said with a hearty chuckle. "You have no idea what happened to them, do you? You have no clue as to what happened to your parents.” - Markelle Grabo

Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim to what I call the "ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome." You must be willing to fire. - T. Boone Pickens

In most communities it is illegal to cry "fire" in a crowded assembly. Should it not be considered serious international misconduct to manufacture a general war scare in an effort to achieve local political aims? - Dwight D Eisenhower

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." - George Carlin

I was married once - in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad. - WC Fields


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