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Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

The misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come. - Amy Lowell

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper