Fast Closure

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay