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Fast Closure

Just then the door jammed...

Fast Closure thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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