Fast Closure

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson