QuotaBillsDentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway
Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz