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Employee Happiness Kit

Cheap management solution to cope with work overload

IMPORTANCE NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company approved supplies will be provided to each employee at no cost. Workload getting to you? Feeling stressed? Too many priorities and assignments? Here is the new company approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
Employee Happiness Kit thanks to Barry McCartney

Fig. 1: Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands

Employee Happiness Kit thanks to Barry McCartney

Fig. 2: Assemble items as shown

Employee Happiness Kit thanks to Barry McCartney

Fig. 3: Apply as shown

Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!
The Management Team

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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

There is no way to happiness - happiness is the way. - Thich N Hanh

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness. - Don Marquis

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. - J. Petit Senn

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Happiness is holding someone in your arms and knowing you hold the whole world. - Orhan Pamuk

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. - Agnes Repplier

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw

To like many people spontaneously and without effort is perhaps the greatest of all sources of personal happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Happiness is the default state. It's what's there when you remove the sense that something is missing in life. - Naval Ravikant

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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