Employee Happiness Kit

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

The best way to find happiness is to stop looking so hard. - Kermit the Frog

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

Happiness is not a matter of events, it depends upon the tides of the mind. - Alice Meynell

Happiness is always the serendipitous result of looking for something else. - Idel Dreimer

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

What would there be in a story of happiness? Only what prepares it; only what destroys it can be told. - Andre Gide

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Happiness consists more in conveniences of pleasure that occur everyday than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom. - Benjamin Franklin

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Sometimes life knocks you on your ass. Get up, get up, get up! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them. - Steve Maraboli

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison