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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin


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