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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Starting and being consistent and not giving up is more important than being brilliant. - Mark Schaefer

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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