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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand. - Baruch Spinoza

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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