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Einstein Seeds

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Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Intelligent coaching is sometimes no coaching. - Marty Stern

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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