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Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. - Sandra Bernhard

People who boast about their IQ are losers. - Stephen Hawking

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown


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