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Einstein Seeds

Sprouting the seeds of science

Einstein Seeds thanks to Mel Hardman

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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Where rage seeds, repentance reaps. - Greek Proverb

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward


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