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Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris


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