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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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